we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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