Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he puts the penis in happiness.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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