i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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