she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?