What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.