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  The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter

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• (310): View more from California

  My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea

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• (310): View more from California

  My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag

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