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(325): View more from Texas

Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.

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(516): View more from New York

They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.

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(734): View more from Michigan

By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dangr zzzzzzzzone

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(214): View more from Texas

I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido

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(702): View more from Nevada

I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.

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