i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
