It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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