So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
