What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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