Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
MIDGETS
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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