everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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