Can Purell be used as lube?
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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