What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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