This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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