Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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