when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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