All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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