Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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