I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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