She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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