Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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