their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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