people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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