What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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