Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I smell like Dick and happiness
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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