he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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