At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I need to calm my uterus...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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