he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
