But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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