She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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