im about as happy as oj after his trial
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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