I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
