Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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