The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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