There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?