Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
It's not a walk of shame if you run
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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