Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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