I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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