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i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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