i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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