so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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