He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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