Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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