Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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