We should be called the Road Head Warriors
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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