And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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