I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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