So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
