I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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