I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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