YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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