I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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