brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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