Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize