Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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