Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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